what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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