Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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