the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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