I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
