problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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