so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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