I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She just used a chaser for red wine.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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