dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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