In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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