ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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