i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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