On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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