is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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