The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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