Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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