That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Me too!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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