I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
And then he peed in my hair
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