Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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