so that wasnt chicken after all
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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