just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
