Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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