wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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