I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
