Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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