There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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