I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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