the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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