You smell like stripper and shame
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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