rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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