i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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