If i come over, it means nothing
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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