we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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