im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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