The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
A+ Viking dick
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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