i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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