he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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