My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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