I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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