You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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