well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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