White coat. Heels.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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