I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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