We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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