that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.