Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(334): View more from Alabama

she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(425): View more from Washington

I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band

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(503): View more from Oregon

I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."

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