I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He felt like a one man threesome
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.