i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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