Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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