They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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