We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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