I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
