just tell him i said nine months
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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