guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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