the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
not ubering you a puppy
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