Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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