So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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