He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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