He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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