Dual....:-)
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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