I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
