A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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